Under assault from [[Duke Phát]], the party escaped by a dirigible piloted by [[Minh]], who agreed to aid them on the conditions that they kill her employers and that [[Eithan]] agree to meet her parents as her boyfriend in order to get them off of her back about when would she ever get a boyfriend. During takeoff, the dirigible was assailed by two crossbowmen. Eithan neutralized one of the crossbowmen by sending out his lower-half [[Shadow Clone]] and attempting to transform it into the lower half of Hitmonlee, which failed. Instead, he sent a giant flaccid penis over the edge of the dirigible, which landed on the crossbowman and neutralized him by shocking his prude nature. Meanwhile, Yuzu attempted to neutralize the other crossbowman but missed and severed the left wing of [[Bemo]]’s attempted transformation into Articuno. The second crossbowman managed to fire off a shot, but because the dirigible was rising faster than they anticipated, the crossbow hit the restraints holding the bomb to the underside of the dirigible platform, dropping it onto the island. Its explosive force and compressive winds on impact swept the island bare, presumably killing all of [[Duke Phát]]’s forces and the ten-year-old Duke himself. In order to stabilize the dirigible which threatened to spin out of control in the aftershock, Minh released the ropes that held the platform on. Without any way to steer, the party had to depend on Bemo’s partial transformation into Articuno to flap them all the way to [[Oslon]], Minh’s hometown. They flew in to find an ongoing parade. To avoid crashing into it, Yuzu tied the ropes around the dirigible to a crossbow and then fired it, using her teleport-to-target power to teleport the party and Minh to the roof of an abandoned factory near the parade and, with the force of the crossbow, redirect the dirigible. But as soon as she fired, the crossbow bolt escaped the loop that she had tied around it, and the dirigible continued on its trajectory to land on the street right in front of the parade. From the factory, which seemed to have been dedicated to producing primordial fruit ([[Primordial Fruit Factory]]), they watched the parade. The parade was led by the [[Oslon Twins]], the rulers of Oslon, two hypertrophied autosexual men. It was a parade to celebrate the first marriage in many years in Oslon, which has been shrinking in population due to growing autosexuality. The Oslon Twins entreated the town to fuck each other instead of themselves, lest they be outbred by the [[Front - Rabbit Guard]]. "C'mon and do it! C'mon and do it!" they chanted. To help Bemo recover his original form, they asked Minh to take the party to a [[Red Priest]]. When they arrived at the red priest’s office, they learned that in fact the red priest was Minh’s father, who wanted to inspect Eithan for his willingness to reproduce with his daughter. Once Minh’s father was satisfied with Eithan’s comfort around bodily fluids and acts of exchange of same, they began the ceremony to restore Bemo’s original form, which required the sacrifice of a limb (taken from Eithan’s cloned lower half) and a [[mushroom]]. But the ceremony had never been performed with this new kind of mushroom that the party carried. Instead of just Bemo facing the trials of [[limbo]], the entire party followed him in, and even the old man—everyone who had taken the new mushroom. Next: [[elder's path 10]]